About Us

Or really about, me. Don't I look serious?

Hi! I'm your friendly neighborhood Octopus.

I have a difficult time keeping my hands still, which has brought me to this point where I'm finally piling together a lot of the items I craft to show them off and start to perhaps sell them to interested parties. I say start but at this point I've been selling toys for about 3 years, I try to keep making new and interesting items that make you go ouch or as some bottoms have screamed "F**K YOU AZ!"

This is not my full-time gig, but that does not mean that I put any less love in my toys. You'll love them too, just shop with your hands and not just your eyes, you'll see what I mean.